I'll show you a Bucket List...

So, I am not a very nice ex-wife. Or friend, matter of fact. Cause if I know something about you that may be embarassing, and you open yourself p for a joke, it is almost a taunt at me. And I fail those life tests regularly.

Exhibit A:

My ex-hubby sent out a Bucket List email that looked like a bad myspace tag. Some of the responses were:

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country. (Is “death metal” the opposite of “country”?)

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only? (I did go to college)

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (Milk is the best)


(See how he's kinda clever? And then it gets kinda sickening...)


(X) Done something that should have killed you. (My girlfriend)

(X) Done something that you will probably regret for the rest of your life. (My girlfriend)


(So, when this statement presented itself, I could not control myself)


18. Favorite movie ? I decline to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.


So I Replied All...


His favorite movie is

“You’ve Got Mail”.