It has been so long since I've wrote I almost didn't know how to start. But then I remembered that old adage, that you should just sit down and just start writing. Let the free association free you from your mental incapabilities. So here goes...
I am in the process of making a bet today. I have a friend who's a FedEx driver and earlier today, I sent him a pic of the car I get to drive for the next 2 days. Hint - it is red, compact, 6-speed stick shift and insanely fast, especially compared to Bruce, the minivan.
He replied with a pic of his FedEx truck, essentially saying, "Mine's Bigger."
I replied in a very mature and adult manner. "Suck it, mine's faster!"
He came back with a pretty sweet and totally debilitating response, "I can fit all of the UNR cheerleaders in mine."
Damn. Mine is only fast and probably going to score me a speeding ticket. My only comeback was brutal honesty. "Well, I CAN and WILL go fast. I bet you CAN'T and WON'T get the cheerleaders in your truck."
And, bless his soul, he took the bet.
My greedy little heart is all aflutter. Stipulations are the cheerleaders have to actually get into the back. Photographic evidence is ok, but no photoshop. And he has until 09/30/10. I told him that if he fails to accomplish this task, I get him as a free delivery guy for the rest of the year, as long as he only has to deliver in Reno.
Can you imagine?
NOT having to deliver x-mas gifts myself, and yet not PAY to have them delivered?! Boo-yah!!
He hasn't completely agreed to this yet and my side of the wager is still in the air. So - fingers crossed people!
(Sidenote: It'll probably be like a hard desert rain of blogs in the next few days. Totally flooded by next Friday, I bet. Gotta get back to flexing that muscle.)