I am sure everyone has seen that list of observations that has this listed:
"There is a certain point during the day when you know you will quit being productive."
I think I hit this point before I even woke up.
(Which was at 4:30 am. I almost came in wearing glasses and no make-up. But thanks to all the flak I got for getting contacts, I am kinda leery about ever wearing glasses in public again. When your VP of Operations stops mid-discussion and says, "Wow, you have beautiful eyes", you just can't go back. It is the final nail in the lazy coffin.)
So, today? I'm lollygaggy. I wanna lose myself into a nice complex spreadsheet so rife with formulas you'd need Excel Superpowers to operate it, but instead, I am stagnant in report running, JE pulling, tea making, bubble chewing swamp of non-excel activities. Somedays I really miss a more physical job. I've had a few and being physically tired at the end of a day is somewhat more rewarding that mentally tired. But I am WAY better at the mental activites. Anyone who's seen me play softball can attest.
Also, I have "Never Gonna Give you up" stuck in my head thanks to that douche nugget, Kurt.
I could have had this amazing song, I heard this morning by Jaron and The Long Road to Love called Pray For You.
Here's the chorus:
I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know whereever you are honey, I pray for you
Mind you this SOUNDS like a cutesy romantic ballad but is aptly chock full of homicidal tendencies.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you